spanko1 - user 2018-02-17T14:11:22-05:00 STAND TALL - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:148727 2012-02-09T11:32:44-05:00 2012-02-09T11:32:44-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>HomoErectus was never fully erect.<br>Maybe he was nervous. STATIONS - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:148725 2012-02-09T10:43:55-05:00 2012-02-09T10:43:55-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>A bus station is where a bus stops.<br>A train station is where a train stops.<br>On my desk I have a work station.. EFFORTLESS - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:148723 2012-02-09T09:27:20-05:00 2012-02-09T09:27:20-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Im dating a homeless woman.<br>It was easier talking her into staying over. SOMETHING IS WRONG - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:148720 2012-02-09T08:50:57-05:00 2012-02-09T08:50:57-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>When we talked I talked about me you talked about you<br>when we should have talked about each other. BE A MINIMALIST - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:148644 2012-02-08T12:46:06-05:00 2012-02-08T12:46:06-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>It is the least you can do. 19 OF DOCTORS - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:148635 2012-02-08T11:14:50-05:00 2012-02-08T11:14:50-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Say that theyd be able to give their patients a lethal injection.<br>But the patient would have to be really really behind on payments. BUCKLE UP - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:148225 2012-02-03T12:14:21-05:00 2012-02-03T12:14:21-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Hug your kids at home<br>but belt them in the car. HAND WASHING - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:148215 2012-02-03T11:26:55-05:00 2012-02-03T11:26:55-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>A wise man washes his hands after he pees.<br>A wiser man doesnt pee on his hands. BREAKUP - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:148209 2012-02-03T09:27:40-05:00 2012-02-03T09:27:40-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>All prayers are answered if we are willing to admit<br>that sometimes the answer is no. KISSING - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:148208 2012-02-03T09:21:31-05:00 2012-02-03T09:21:31-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>It is like drinking salted water.<br>You drink and your thirst increases. AFTERMATH - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:148151 2012-02-02T14:28:39-05:00 2012-02-02T14:28:39-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Things will be normal again<br>Just not the same normal you knew. GETTING FIRED - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:148150 2012-02-02T14:18:32-05:00 2012-02-02T14:18:32-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Before sex.. you help each other get naked<br>after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story<br>in life no one helps you once youre screwed. RELATIONSHIPS - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:148149 2012-02-02T14:12:14-05:00 2012-02-02T14:12:14-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Theres no such thing as people only get to know them better. I HAVE NOTICED. - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:148130 2012-02-02T09:45:07-05:00 2012-02-02T09:45:07-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Everyone who is for abortion has already been born. DEEP INTO THAT DARKNESS PEERING - Rating: 2.9/5,2007-01-01:148046 2012-02-01T14:28:06-05:00 2012-02-01T14:28:06-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Long I stood there wondering fearing doubting<br>dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before. EPIPHANY - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:148029 2012-02-01T10:52:07-05:00 2012-02-01T10:52:07-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>So far<br>this is the oldest I have been. SLICED BREAD - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:148028 2012-02-01T10:44:06-05:00 2012-02-01T10:44:06-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>What was the best thing before it ATTENTIONDEFICIT DISORDER - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:148027 2012-02-01T10:42:11-05:00 2012-02-01T10:42:11-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>It really makes a lot of sense.<br>There isnt a lot worth paying attention to. I PUT A DOLLAR IN A CHANGE MACHINE. - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:148026 2012-02-01T10:31:40-05:00 2012-02-01T10:31:40-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Nothing changed. PLEASURES - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:147883 2012-01-30T11:10:58-05:00 2012-01-30T11:10:58-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Derived from the contact of senses with their objects<br>have a beginning and an end. ACTION - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:147882 2012-01-30T10:59:59-05:00 2012-01-30T10:59:59-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Should culminate in wisdom. ALL THE MONEY - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:147560 2012-01-26T11:30:41-05:00 2012-01-26T11:30:41-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I have all the money Ill ever need.<br>If I die by 400. BEAUTY - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:147558 2012-01-26T11:13:30-05:00 2012-01-26T11:13:30-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The power by which a woman charms a lover<br>and terrifies a husband. A FOOLISH MAN - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:147555 2012-01-26T11:01:00-05:00 2012-01-26T11:01:00-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Tells a woman to stop talking.<br>A wise man tells her how beautiful she is when she is quiet. HAIR COLOR SO NATURAL.. - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:147484 2012-01-25T11:35:35-05:00 2012-01-25T11:35:35-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Only her hairdresser knows for sure A KISS - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:147480 2012-01-25T10:08:05-05:00 2012-01-25T10:08:05-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>A trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become unnecessary. NARCISSISM - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:143656 2011-11-10T13:46:40-05:00 2011-11-10T13:46:40-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Up Styx creek without a paddle CHILDREN - Rating: 3.4/5,2007-01-01:143128 2011-10-31T10:11:22-04:00 2011-10-31T10:11:22-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Eat them when theyre young and tender LOVE IS GRAND - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:143127 2011-10-31T10:02:37-04:00 2011-10-31T10:02:37-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Divorce is a 100 grand FOX NEWS - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:142995 2011-10-27T10:16:35-04:00 2011-10-27T10:16:35-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>A child of five would understand this.<br>Quickly send someone to fetch a child of five. SCOTTY - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:142274 2011-10-07T10:51:41-04:00 2011-10-07T10:51:41-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Beam me up.<br>There is no intelligent life here. RED OCTOBER - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:142271 2011-10-07T09:24:58-04:00 2011-10-07T09:24:58-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Not a difficult hunt in Newberry MI. CHAINS - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:142193 2011-10-05T15:34:24-04:00 2011-10-05T15:34:24-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I will not accept the Greatness of Man<br>Its a world gone crazy<br>Keeps Woman in Chains